If you're around, come check out tonight's all CollegeHumor CH Live at 9:30 at the UCB Theater. Sarah and Pat are hosting, Streeter, Dan, and Jeff are doing stand up, and there will also be a live Jake and Amir. Reservations are sold out, but standby almost always gets in.
Can't make it? Well, jeez! You're the worst friend ever. I mean, I drove all the way out to Newark to see your band, but you won't come see my show? Fine. FINE! You can also see a livecast of it here.

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