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A Coincidental Close Encounter 1. A large flying saucer has landed on Earth. Several armies gather around it. Alien Leader: People of Earth, worry not. We come in peace! 2. Close-up of Alien Leader as he addresses several military generals. Alien Leader: Your world and ours can learn so much from each other, which is why we wish to share our technology with you to help issue in a golden age of interstellar prosperity! 3. Military General steps forward to speak. General: Tell me, traveller, what is the name of your people? I would learn it so that the Earth may better praise your generosity. 4. Side shot of Alien Leader and Generals Alien Leader: We are the Nazis from Planet Nazi. General: What. 5. Alien Leader pulls out a tablet and reveals a golden swastika. I know not how to spell it in your language, but in ours it is represented by this glorious symbol. General: Huh. General 2: Oh god. General 3: Wow. 6. Alien Leader starts walking towards into the ship. The Generals look at eachother. They are sweaty and nervous. AL: Please, step on board, we can begin sharing our Nazi culture with you! 7. A loud BLAM is heard, the Alien Leader falls with a bullet wound in his chest. 8. Cut back to Generals. One is holding a smoking gun. General 1: Weather Balloon? General 2: Weather balloon. General 3: Yup. End.
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