Spring Break Beach Fun
Beach Beer Pong
Bros bring beer pong wherever they go! NO EXCEPTIONS!
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I'm so messed up I'm sbeachless... like seriously without sbeach man.
I'm so messed up I'm sbeachless… like seriously without sbeach man.
2
Hairy Old Guy Partying with Babes
Wait until they find out he's not Rich, the Abercrombie model he told them he was.
3
Beyonce Bathing Suit Bottom
Your body never really recovers from having a child, no matter how cool its name is.
4
Monster Beach Party
"Dude, whenever you drink you just turn into a monster and hurt people."
5
"What do you mean Cancun and Ontario aren't the same place?"
"What do you mean Cancun and Ontario aren't the same place?"
6
He's blind, so it's good to have his hat say "Woof" to all the uglies on the beach. They make a perfect team.
He's blind, so it's good to have his hat say "Woof" to all the uglies on the beach. They make a perfect team.
7
With all the oil on the Gulf Coast no wonder she switched to BYOP (Bring Your Own Pool).
With all the oil on the Gulf Coast no wonder she switched to BYOP (Bring Your Own Pool).
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You should see November through February though. Beached Whales Ahoy!
You should see November through February though. Beached Whales Ahoy!
9
"What grandpa, don't like how your lil' pumpkin turned out?"
"What grandpa, don't like how your lil' pumpkin turned out?"
10
Sand always creeps into the most annoying places.
Sand always creeps into the most annoying places.
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Well, that's that. I guess I'm joining the darkside.
Well, that's that. I guess I'm joining the darkside.
12
Her gaze is glued to the beautiful golden cookie in the sky.
Her gaze is glued to the beautiful golden cookie in the sky.
13
Outpartying your school since 1945.
Outpartying your school since 1945.
14
Crack a smile?
Crack a smile?
15
The Turners send really weird Christmas cards.
The Turners send really weird Christmas cards.
16Like what you're doing, but fun and in a different place.
