I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
It's free of smoke, but nothing else.
I live in a house with four roommates and I used to do EVERYTHING for them! I cleaned the house, bought them groceries so they wouldn't starve (I am the only one who has a job) and even cooked the damn food for them and washed the dishes afterward! Well, to repay me, the second I started spending more time with my friends and less time doing everything for them all the time, they started treating me and my friends like shit, saying slanderous stuff to my landlord about me, being mentally and emotionally abusive (when they decided to stop giving me the silent treatment) throwing out class notes and papers, and maliciously messing with my stuff...to put it mildly. After about a month of this (and the fact I have decided to move anyways) I decided it was time to get even. It was me who got my boyfriend to jizz on the laundry room floor, me who got my friend to poop in a bag and hide it behind the dryer, me who let my sketchy stoner friend break into your bedrooms and roll his unshowered and psoriasis covered body all over your beds. However, it was ME who took the PERSONAL pleasure in peeing a little in all your shampoo and moisturizer bottles, spit repeatedly in your shoes at the front door, rubbed my sweaty armpits on your doorknobs after I came home from the gym, and concealed my smelly cigarette butts in your 'smoke free' living environment. Oh yeah, expect a can of rancid sardines to be concealed in the heater after I leave. You FRESHMEN messed with the wrong sophomore!
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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