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Dog's special Christmas "present"

For Christmas break my friend and I drove from California to Colorado in the span of 2 days along with my dog Charlie. On the morning that we were leaving, I made some cookies, (the pre-made Pillsbury ones that are already decorated), and put them in the middle seat while Charlie sat up front. I had to drop something off at the UPS store before leaving and it was taking longer... Read More » than I thought so I was afraid that Charlie might get back into the cookies. I was relieved to see that he had seemingly not moved the entire time I was in there until I stopped to pick up my friend where I discovered he had eaten all 12-15 cookies. When we reached the border of Utah/Colorado the next day, Charlie really started getting gassy and couldn't get comfortable. Once I got home he immediately went over to the designated potty area and shit out piles of green diarrhea for the next two hours. Merry Christmas Mom.

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Rude Things My Dog has Done this Week

#1. Walked up to my car and pissed on my tire #2. Ate 15 pieces of gum out of my brand new gum pack #3. Ate 7 of my thongs #4. Started to play my guitar and as soon as I strummed a note he got up and left the room. #5. I told him he smelled like a sock, he then bitch-slapped me.

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dog locked in the body of a cat

seems really to have a dog trapped in the body of this cat, plays like a dog ..... xD

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fish dances to gangnam style

I have a bunch of fish who were really boring until one of them heard the Gangnam Style song by Psy. Then stuff got real. Opa Fish Tank Style.

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Skeptical Chameleon

My Chameleon Naira is always looking at people like it is skeptical of everything you do.

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Cat Bandit

None shall pass.

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