By Kevin Corrigan, Brian Murphy & Caldwell Tanner
INT. DINOBY'S RESTAURANT CRAIG, TODD and RICHARD sit in a booth at a chain restaurant, various knickknacks line the wall. SPINOSAUR WAITER approaches with a soda for Richard. SPINOSAUR How was everything fellas? CRAIG My salad dressing wasn't on the side as requested. SPINOSAUR Sorry about that, sir. How bout a choco volcano blaster on the house? CRAIG I'm trying to lay off the sweets. It's my New Years' Resolution. RICHARD I need a new soda! SPINOSAUR I just brought you one. RICHARD I asked for no ice! (aside) That's how they get you. Spinosaur leaves, annoyed. Beat. TODD How bout that sports game? I think the coach made poor decisions. Spinosaur walks by and drops off drink and check. CRAIG Excuse me, I have a coupon (beat) but I left it at home. SPINOSAUR I'm sorry sir, but you need to have it here. Spinosaur, even more annoyed, leaves in a huff. CRAIG Oof, $30. Let's just split it evenly. TODD But I didn't get a beverage. RICHARD Hold up, Toddster, you had that app-a-teaser. TODD We all partook in the spinach-artichoke dip, Richard. I'll put in $8.75, that's my share plus tax. Richard checks his wallet. RICHARD I only have 3 bucks. CRAIG Fine. I'll get the rest. (beat) Oh no. We forgot about gratuity. TODD His service wasn't exemplary. RICHARD I'll leave him a nice note instead. Richard writes on the receipt. Spinosaur comes back. SPINOSAUR Thanks gentleman, you guys have a- He looks at the receipt. It says "TIP = $0 but thank u" EXT. DINOBY'S - NIGHT Craig, Todd and Richard stampede through the front wall toward camera, Spinosaur is chasing them. Cut to: Craig's car. Craig and Richard get in, slam the doors and start the engine. CRAIG Wait. We're missing something. Cut to: Spinosaur eating/beating up Todd. Back to car. CRAIG I forgot my to-go box.