Dinosaur Office: Guys' Night Out

By

Kevin Corrigan, Brian Murphy & Caldwell Tanner

          INT. DINOBY'S RESTAURANT

          CRAIG, TODD and RICHARD sit in a booth at a chain
          restaurant, various knickknacks line the wall.
          SPINOSAUR WAITER approaches with a soda for Richard.

                              SPINOSAUR
                    How was everything fellas?

                              CRAIG
                    My salad dressing wasn't on the
                    side as requested.

                              SPINOSAUR
                    Sorry about that, sir. How bout a 
                    choco volcano blaster on the house?

                              CRAIG
                    I'm trying to lay off the sweets.
                    It's my New Years' Resolution.

                              RICHARD
                    I need a new soda!

                              SPINOSAUR
                    I just brought you one.

                              RICHARD
                    I asked for no ice! (aside) That's
                    how they get you.

          Spinosaur leaves, annoyed. Beat.

                              TODD
                    How bout that sports game? I think
                    the coach made poor decisions.

          Spinosaur walks by and drops off drink and check.

                              CRAIG
                    Excuse me, I have a coupon (beat)
                    but I left it at home.

                              SPINOSAUR
                    I'm sorry sir, but you need to have
                    it here.

          Spinosaur, even more annoyed, leaves in a huff.

                              CRAIG
                    Oof, $30. Let's just split it
                    evenly.

                              TODD
                    But I didn't get a beverage.

                              RICHARD
                    Hold up, Toddster, you had that
                    app-a-teaser.

                              TODD
                    We all partook in the
                    spinach-artichoke dip, Richard.
                    I'll put in $8.75, that's my share
                    plus tax.

          Richard checks his wallet.

                              RICHARD
                    I only have 3 bucks.

                              CRAIG
                    Fine. I'll get the rest. (beat) Oh
                    no. We forgot about gratuity.

                              TODD
                    His service wasn't exemplary.

                              RICHARD
                    I'll leave him a nice note instead.

          Richard writes on the receipt. Spinosaur comes back.

                              SPINOSAUR
                    Thanks gentleman, you guys have a-

          He looks at the receipt. It says "TIP = $0 but thank u"

          EXT. DINOBY'S - NIGHT

          Craig, Todd and Richard stampede through the front wall
          toward camera, Spinosaur is chasing them.

          Cut to: Craig's car. Craig and Richard get in, slam the
          doors and start the engine.

                              CRAIG
                    Wait. We're missing something.

          Cut to: Spinosaur eating/beating up Todd. Back to car.

                              CRAIG
                    I forgot my to-go box.